Bransons headcanon

zip-goes-a-million:

cassiemortmain:

[Random medical student] Wow, did you see Game of Thrones last night, Sybil? I’ve spent most of this morning Googling Jon Snow’s a*se.

[Sybil] *faraway look in her eyes, little smile on her lips* Really? I’m not that bothered, I have to say.

[RMS] Are you kidding me?  That guy is so hot, I can’t even…

[Sybil] I get to go home to Tom every night.

*mic drop*

Headcanon 100% accepted!

Pillow Talk Chapter 8

zip-goes-a-million:

*CHAPTER UPDATE*

“I wish you
were coming with me,” Tom muttered as he tied a bow tie beneath his chin.

“As much as I love you Tom, I can’t tell you how glad I am that I don’t
have to come with you,” Sybil said with a small laugh as she lay in bed.

“I know,” Tom smiled. “It’s no more your cup of tea than it is mine.”

Tom was going to a charity formal dinner
organised by his office. He didn’t want to go in the first place, but the
prospect brightened when he had convinced Sybil to come as his plus one.
However, she had recently fallen ill and was taking the time to rest as much as
possible.

Read chapter 8 here.
Read from the beginning here.

honor workers this Labor Day holiday

If you go out this Labor Day, remember the men and women who have to work.  Food service workers, hotel workers, retail workers, hair stylists, baristas, people who work in movie theaters, etc.

Give an extra big tip to those workers, who should have this day off.

Go above and beyond with your tipping. If you usually tip 20%, consider tipping 25% or higher.  Honestly, it’s the least we can do!

If you’re lucky enough to have Labor Day off, and if you choose to go out on your day off to shop, see a movie, or enjoy a meal out, then remember those people who are working, who don’t have the day off, who more than likely aren’t being paid the amount they deserve, and give them something extra.

The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)

jabberwockyx:

justatiltedlamp:

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

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So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

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My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

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Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

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What the-?

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This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.