Me: Ah yes, I love slowburn
Me, reading a slowburn fic: JUST KISS ALREADY!!!!
Me: I love angst
Me, reading angst as I cry on the floor: Make the pain stop … please …!
Me: I love fluff!
Me, reading fluff: I LOVE FLUFF!
tfw ur trying to write plot but ur brain only provides you with out-of-sequence snippets built on vague ideas and an endless number of potential outcomes that develop and branch out unnaturally over an unspecified timespan